Wow you're bring back some memories girl. That's disgusting..I would've probably thrown up on him..lol Well one day (yes, day..way too early) my company was throwing my work crew a party for having store of the month. It was such a boring event that my crew and I snuck out one by one and headed down to the stripclub down the block. We started doing shots, mixing...I was a hot mess. So much so that I decided I could dance way better than the strippers. YUP. I jumped up on the bar and danced for about a good 2 minutes before the strippers started getting pissed off and the bouncers were trying to get me off the bar. My friends and I ran out of the club but not before a customer slipping me a $10 tip. LMAO Hey, $10 bucks for 2 minutes..not too shabby!! lol

My boyfriend (now husband) was going through the police academy. As part of a lesson on field sobriety testing, the cadets had to bring in volunteers to get drunk and help by being guinea pigs. My husband asked me (a non-drinker) to come and help him out. He figured I'd be easy to get drunk with me being a non-drinker and weighing only 98 lbs. So I agreed and went in, I was the only female and among 200 lb men. The began serving us different mixtures of confiscated beer and 2 solo cups later I was given a breathalyzer test. Nope not drunk need to drink more. 2 more solo cups and believe it or not still not drunk. The men were all plastered and getting quite anxious about sitting around in a room. They switched me to the clear alcohol, which was a mixture of all the more potent drinks and gave me two more. Another breathalyzer test and still under the legal limits. Since legally they could serve me no more they asked me to pretend and see if the cadets could pick out the sober one. I had a ball being the most obnoxious drunk I knew how to be and not a single cadet was able to guess I was not drunk. I even fooled my husband.

So I had just come from Santa Cruz to a small midwestern town to go to graduate school. A girl I met invited me to a party being held on the outskirts of town in a big barn...Oh, this is a women's only slumber party? Sorry.

I didn't normally get wired so this was unusual.But I used somebody else's toothbrush to clean out my mouth after I got sick. lol gross either way.

Well, once while out at a bar, the whole group knew we needed to leave because my cousin had way to much. She had her head on the table while the guys were finishing paying. Next thing we knew, cousin's husband said we need to go right now because our cousin did not look well. Next thing we know she sits up and says its ok. Reason why she felt better, she got sick under the table. To say the least, none of us are allowed to go back in there.